Female Comebacks
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before ?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
posted by افتخار اجمل بھوپال @ 7:10 am
4 Comments:
At 6:15 pm,
Anonymous said…
That just goes to show how smart women are, nahin?
Well, in some cases at least.
salams.
You are in Isb? dang! I missed meeting you then!
At 8:19 pm,
افتخار اجمل بھوپال said…
Miss A
Women are smart, not only in some cases, rather all but not all of them. Don't be discouraged. Same goed for men.
At 4:43 pm,
Anonymous said…
I guess I am smart by implication then.
I should come here more often...implications here refute popular beliefs of my being a dumbo.
Or so i think.
:)
At 7:17 pm,
افتخار اجمل بھوپال said…
Miss A
You are welcome. That will provide me a facility to learn from the bright young.
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