. . . . . Hypocrisy Thy Name is . . . . . منافقت . . . . .

آئین جواں مرداں حق گوئی و بے باکی..اللہ کے بندوں کو آتی نہیں روباہی...Humanity is declining by the day because an invisible termite, Hypocrisy منافقت eats away human values instilled in human brain by the Creator. I dedicate my blog to reveal ugly faces of this monster and will try to find ways to guard against it. My blog will be objective and impersonal. Commentors are requested to keep sanctity of my promise.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Female Comebacks

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before ?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

4 Comments:

  • At 6:15 pm, Anonymous A said…

    That just goes to show how smart women are, nahin?
    Well, in some cases at least.
    salams.
    You are in Isb? dang! I missed meeting you then!

     
  • At 8:19 pm, Blogger Hypocrisy Thy Name said…

    Miss A
    Women are smart, not only in some cases, rather all but not all of them. Don't be discouraged. Same goed for men.

     
  • At 4:43 pm, Anonymous A said…

    I guess I am smart by implication then.
    I should come here more often...implications here refute popular beliefs of my being a dumbo.
    Or so i think.
    :)

     
  • At 7:17 pm, Blogger Hypocrisy Thy Name said…

    Miss A

    You are welcome. That will provide me a facility to learn from the bright young.

     

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