. . . . . Hypocrisy Thy Name is . . . . . منافقت . . . . .

آئین جواں مرداں حق گوئی و بے باکی..اللہ کے بندوں کو آتی نہیں روباہی...Humanity is declining by the day because an invisible termite, Hypocrisy منافقت eats away human values instilled in human brain by the Creator. I dedicate my blog to reveal ugly faces of this monster and will try to find ways to guard against it. My blog will be objective and impersonal. Commentors are requested to keep sanctity of my promise.

Friday, May 27, 2005

Disorder in the Court (will make you at least smile)

These are from a book called Disorder in the Court. These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters
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Q: What is your date of birth?
Ans: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
Ans: Every year.
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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
Ans: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
Ans: Forty-five years.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
Ans: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
Ans: My name is Susan.
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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
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Q: She had three children, right?
Ans: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
Ans: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
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Q: Can you describe the individual?
Ans: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Ans: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
Ans: Oral.
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Ans: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
Ans: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
Ans: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Ans: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Ans: Because his brain was picked up from the scene and put on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, never the less?
Ans: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere, asking people questions like those you just asked me now.

NOTE: More stuff to your delight will keep on be coming.

9 Comments:

  • At 12:43 pm, Blogger Dr. Iftikhar Raja said…

    really very funny, in the time of morale blackout, got this type of real fun is great thing. really I have smiled

     
  • At 6:13 pm, Blogger Harris - حارث said…

    :) you made me smile ... thank you

     
  • At 7:07 pm, Anonymous dukhtar az Pakistan said…

    yes they made me smile oh I really need that. Thanks for sharing

     
  • At 3:57 pm, Blogger Asma said…

    Assalamo alaykum w.w.!

    Good ones ::))

    *this seems to be an hypnotized smile*

    :)

    Wasalam

     
  • At 7:49 pm, Blogger شعیب صفدر said…

    funny !

     
  • At 2:21 am, Blogger Kunwal said…

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  • At 2:24 am, Blogger Kunwal said…

    Okay, once again *blush*.
    I read that a few years ago and it made me laugh at that time.
    ... :)

     
  • At 11:44 am, Blogger Hypocrisy Thy Name said…

    Dr Iftikhar Raja
    Harris
    Duktar az Pakistan
    Asma Mirza
    Shoab Safdar
    Kunwal

    Thanks for your encouraging comments.

    Kunwal:
    You are right. While searching for something in my old diaries, I found this and thought of sharing with others. Point to ponder is that quality humour was available in the past which has become a rarety in this advanced computer age, thanks to the freedom of journalism.

     
  • At 7:51 pm, Blogger SHAPER said…

    kool its nice and funny... thanks for sharring it

     

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