Interesting Label Instructions

When you buy some thing, do you read the instructions on the package before opening it ? Here are some of those stupid instructions.

On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping"

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside".

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: "Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down".

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts". On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."