. . . . . Hypocrisy Thy Name is . . . . . منافقت . . . . .

آئین جواں مرداں حق گوئی و بے باکی..اللہ کے بندوں کو آتی نہیں روباہی...Humanity is declining by the day because an invisible termite, Hypocrisy منافقت eats away human values instilled in human brain by the Creator. I dedicate my blog to reveal ugly faces of this monster and will try to find ways to guard against it. My blog will be objective and impersonal. Commentors are requested to keep sanctity of my promise.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Interesting Label Instructions

When you buy some thing, do you read the instructions on the package before opening it ? Here are some of those stupid instructions.

On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping"

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside".

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: "Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down".

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts". On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

1 Comments:

  • At 7:21 pm, Blogger Mikey said…

    I really liked the info on your site about sleep aid - nice work. I've just started my own sleep aid secrets blog and would really appreciate you stopping by

     

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