. . . . . Hypocrisy Thy Name is . . . . . منافقت . . . . .

آئین جواں مرداں حق گوئی و بے باکی..اللہ کے بندوں کو آتی نہیں روباہی...Humanity is declining by the day because an invisible termite, Hypocrisy منافقت eats away human values instilled in human brain by the Creator. I dedicate my blog to reveal ugly faces of this monster and will try to find ways to guard against it. My blog will be objective and impersonal. Commentors are requested to keep sanctity of my promise.

Monday, May 09, 2005

I t is not about Hypocrisy but something to laugh

A friend sent me the following joke I hope, you will enjoy it.

80 years old Arab American man, living close to New York City for more than 50 years, loves potatoes and wants to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His only son is working in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem:

"My beloved son, I am very sad because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would have helped me and dug up the garden for me. I love you: Your father."

The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son:

"My beloved father, please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'THE THING'.
I love you too-- Ahmed."

At 4 pm same day the US Army, the Marines, the FBI and the CIA visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed, they apologize and leave the house.

The next day, the old man receives another e-mail from his son:
"My beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That's all I could do for you from here on such short notice.I love you--Ahmed."

3 Comments:

  • At 12:05 am, Blogger Asma said…

    That was a good one ! An 'intelligent' son :)

     
  • At 12:54 am, Blogger SHAPER said…

    lol ... its funny ... But i think Americans r not that bad, they help that poor man ...... lol

     
  • At 9:30 am, Blogger Hypocrisy Thy Name said…

    Thank you Asma and Shabbir.

    Actually, this blog is dry for people in general. Reason: Most of us believe "Hypocrisy" to be a good trait and have given it names like "Diplomacy", "Smartness", "Cleverness", even "Genius".

    So, I thought of bringing in some light material. There will be occasional studding with different things, not only jokes.

     

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