Married Amusement
Some sentences picked from here and there.
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A house wife ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” - - - “No,” they said, “jump in!”
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Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!!
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Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
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I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for three years.
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The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust!”
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Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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You can visit my other blog by clicking here or writing the following URL in your browser
What Am I ? - - http://iftikharajmal.blogspot.com - - میں کیا ہوں
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A house wife ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” - - - “No,” they said, “jump in!”
*
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!!
*
Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
*
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for three years.
*
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust!”
*
Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
*
You can visit my other blog by clicking here or writing the following URL in your browser
What Am I ? - - http://iftikharajmal.blogspot.com - - میں کیا ہوں
posted by افتخار اجمل بھوپال @ 5:30 am
4 Comments:
At 4:37 am,
Anonymous said…
:)Is there a fight with Bhabhi sahiba?
At 4:21 pm,
افتخار اجمل بھوپال said…
Syeda Mehar Afshan Tirmizi
We love each other so much that we quarrel every day but do not fight because fight is between enemies.
At 9:03 pm,
Anonymous said…
:)Sorry,I didn't mean that,
I was only joking hope you understand,
yes some one says if there is no argument or quarrel between husband and wife they r munafiq, another joke!
and thanks for writing my full name:)
At 8:24 pm,
افتخار اجمل بھوپال said…
Mehar Afshan
I didn't take that ill. I only clarified that fight is physical and that we don't
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